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Blue Collar Begone Presents: Conversations with a Half Empty Beer Bottle
PSST, Just do it!
“Hehehe, ok!” Yup, they’re at it again. Steve and his trusty side kick, tonight being, Mr. Kokanee!
I find myself approaching 2 young ladies, who were both quite attractive. I have a newspaper in hand and a cool draft finding its way into my pants.
“Ladies,” I announce as I get closer to gain their attention, “have you seen these headlines?” I dramatically swing open the newspaper and spin around as if to let them read the headlines over my right shoulder.
The evil grin presents itself across Steve’s face once the screaming and uncontrollable laughter explodes into the warm summer night.
As I spun around to allow the lovely ladies to read the headlines, the 2 liter pop (soda for our American friends) bottle which I had so strategically placed between my right and left cheek – Yes – those cheeks, struck the two ladies firmly in the thigh.
These two women were victims 1 and 2 of approximately 23 that evening. If you are having a hard time picturing this incredible weapon of mass destruction – Fear not! Videos to come!
Your Friend in Fun!
-Steve
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